My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Randomize
