Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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