you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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