what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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