I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Will exercising make me less horny?
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