It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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