They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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