its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
