Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This is my gift to your gina
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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