I heard we made out
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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