What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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