My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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