I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
420 ftw
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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