I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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