Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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