its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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