You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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