It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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