SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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