she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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