Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need water and some morals
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
