this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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