I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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