Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
