Whod you bang
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i wish my penis had a tongue
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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