Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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