Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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