in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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