brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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