He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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