I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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