Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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