I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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