I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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