Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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