Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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