Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
ok first of all what the fuck
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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