at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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