But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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