you win again, gameday.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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