You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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