So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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