He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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