THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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