I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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