guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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