careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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