i think my mom watched the whole time
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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