You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
FUCK WHALES
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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