nut hugger
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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