Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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