If that was your dad, he is hot
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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