wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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